YOU WILL PAY FOR THE POST WEDDING PIG-OUT: IT’S OFFICIAL!

Heres a message to the female readers who happen upon this blog.

And guys, let this be another warning to you when you're thinking of marrying your little princess.

YOU WILL PAY FOR THE POST WEDDING PIG-OUT: IT’S OFFICIAL!: "

This crazy bride couldn't/wouldn't wait.

Image from Thewedinator, naturally.

The Daily Mail does love a tragic female story, and here is their first one of the day:

According to research carried out on 3 000 newlyweds “Twenty-two per cent of newlyweds put on weight within a year of the ceremony, according to research, with the average weight gain being a stone and a half. (Almost 10kgs!)

More than one in five of those brides who gained weight ended up rowing with their partner over the extra pounds.

More than half said they no longer worried about their appearance and weight after their big day, while one in five overindulged on their honeymoon.

Twenty-two per cent of newlyweds put on weight within a year of the ceremony, according to research, with the average weight gain being a stone and a half.

Forty-two per cent admitted they simply got too relaxed with their new husband, and 22 per cent even said they no longer felt they needed to impress their loved-one once they had tied the knot.”

Oh we are lazy sluts, us married women.

But what is there to say?

I love the image of all the brides “over-indulging” (at the buffet?) during their honeymoon.

(Perhaps all 3 000 were Jewish?)

I imagine those brides, beached on their malaria-netted four-posters, after their candle-lit dinners, saying to their hopeful husbands, “Not tonight darling, I am stuffed like a little fat porker and I feel about as sexy as one.”

No wonder they were “rowing with their husbands,” too.

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Internet addiction!

The truth about over greatest addiction... I feel the exact same way

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You know how sometimes you're at a party and it's okay but not great and you decide to leave. And then the next day, everyone says, 'Oh! You should have stayed! It ended up being Amazing!'

And you regret leaving the party. And the next time you're at a party and it's okay but not great you don't want to leave because you don't want to miss the bit when it suddenly kicks off and becomes amazing.

Well that's what it's like trying to work knowing the internet is just there. The internet isn't thrilling me right now. I know I have some work to do. But I worry about what I'm going to miss if I start ignoring it.

So can you all turn your internet off during office hours? That'd be great. Stop enjoying it at least. Some of us have work to do.

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Activist of the Day: Chris Pesto

Nice one, I love these protest signs.

Strangely every time I've made a protest sign here the cops have confiscated it :(

Activist of the Day: Chris Pesto: "

Chris Pesto, a junior drama major at Syracuse University, felt uncomfortable when he saw Open-Air Campaigner evangelist Michelle Deferio standing on campus with her anti-gay sign, so he decided to create a bit of his own drama:

Writes Pesto: "This woman was wearing a ankle-length corduroy skirt, which, as we all know, is a fashion nono. So, in order to make her feel uncomfortable, I stood next to her and held a sign that said Corduroy skirts are a sin! I don’t think I have ever drawn so much attention in my life. SO many people asked to take a picture with me, I got laughs, high fives and there were the few that even cursed off the woman standing behind me.

As I drew interest to what was going on with myself and the woman with the hateful sign, I started to draw a crowd that stood with me in support. Before I knew it I had 100+ people holding signs for gay rights asking people to honk their horns to support. I was interviewed by a news station, and more than 5 student organization papers, and the post standard of syracuse."

(via slog)

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Arsene, shut it!

Great graphic from the UK Mail Online today. The perfect refute to claims by Arsene Venger that Didier does really do much for Chelsea.

-Skills