Socaaaa

It had to be done!

Come now SA!

Come now South Africa, its time we really raised our game.

A traffic cone as a horn?

Lets do this properly!

now available

Couldnt believe my eyes when I saw this; Carling Black Label on tap at my local Ball Breakers. Go out and find it in your area now!

Lambo's

There were a few hot cars out today, too bad I didnt have time to check them all out.

Does your man smell like old spice?

A bit old (in internet age) but still great. This must be envy advertising, too bad I'm much better than the guy in the video;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE&feature=player_embedded

Ovrebo strikes again. Didier was right all along, its a bloody disgrace!

This time he robbed Fiorentina in the Champions League match with Bayern. When will Eufa catch a wakeup? This guy is an absolute joke, an apology does not make up for the millions in lost revenue for the clubs and sponsors!

Great article in the Guardian about his latest mess

YOU WILL PAY FOR THE POST WEDDING PIG-OUT: IT’S OFFICIAL!

Heres a message to the female readers who happen upon this blog.

And guys, let this be another warning to you when you're thinking of marrying your little princess.

YOU WILL PAY FOR THE POST WEDDING PIG-OUT: IT’S OFFICIAL!: "

This crazy bride couldn't/wouldn't wait.

Image from Thewedinator, naturally.

The Daily Mail does love a tragic female story, and here is their first one of the day:

According to research carried out on 3 000 newlyweds “Twenty-two per cent of newlyweds put on weight within a year of the ceremony, according to research, with the average weight gain being a stone and a half. (Almost 10kgs!)

More than one in five of those brides who gained weight ended up rowing with their partner over the extra pounds.

More than half said they no longer worried about their appearance and weight after their big day, while one in five overindulged on their honeymoon.

Twenty-two per cent of newlyweds put on weight within a year of the ceremony, according to research, with the average weight gain being a stone and a half.

Forty-two per cent admitted they simply got too relaxed with their new husband, and 22 per cent even said they no longer felt they needed to impress their loved-one once they had tied the knot.”

Oh we are lazy sluts, us married women.

But what is there to say?

I love the image of all the brides “over-indulging” (at the buffet?) during their honeymoon.

(Perhaps all 3 000 were Jewish?)

I imagine those brides, beached on their malaria-netted four-posters, after their candle-lit dinners, saying to their hopeful husbands, “Not tonight darling, I am stuffed like a little fat porker and I feel about as sexy as one.”

No wonder they were “rowing with their husbands,” too.

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